Brianna May. Australia.
Concerts, Traveling, William Beckett.



the problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don’t want to finish the book


in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

Me: I cleaned all the dishes

Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?

Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.


You’ll love dating me. I’ve got such a great sense of humor. I’m somebody who can laugh at their innumerable shortcomings - physical, emotional, financial, intellectual, and so on. I laugh at all of it and I never do anything to fix any of these extremely serious problems. You’ll absolutely love dating me.